Short Jokes: November 4th To 11th, 2024

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Short Jokes: November 4th to 11th, 2024

Get ready to chuckle with these short jokes, perfect for sharing with friends or just brightening your day. From puns to one-liners, we've got a collection to keep you laughing all week long.

Puns for Punny People

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
• I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

One-Liners to Make You Smile

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
• I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
• I'm not sure what's wrong with my car, but it's making a funny noise. It sounds like it's saying "Help me!"

Quick Quips for Quick Laughs

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Jokes for the Younger Crowd

• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
• Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

Jokes for the Adults Only

• I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
• I'm not sure what's wrong with my car, but it's making a funny noise. It sounds like it's saying "Help me!"
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

Remember, laughter is the best medicine! Share these jokes with your loved ones and spread some joy this week.

Looking for more laughs? Be sure to check back next week for a fresh batch of short jokes!